1. MASTER CAST
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. MATR-EMO-NY
(Holy News / News)

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ TO MARRY ON SATURDAY

4. MY QUOTEY WOTE
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

5. GREEN LIT
(Holy News / News)

EDWARD NORTON WANTS MOVIES TO BE MORE GREEN

6. CROP GUN
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE WAS THE ORIGINAL CHOICE FOR 'EDWARD SCISSORHANDS'

7. LILY THE EAGLE ALLEN
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS HANGS OUT WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIST DAVID ICKE

11. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

13. Courtney Love sets her sights on Pete Doherty
(Holy News / News)

The Unspeakable in Pursuit of the Unlikeable

14. Paris Sculpture: Shit
(Holy News / News)

New Paris Hilton sculpure unveiled warns of the perils of drink driving

15. Giles Coran
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Anyone see Edwardian supersize me? any one else notice that during his 'cam' segments this fat tongued bourjois cunt had his own book strategically placed in the background, lying on the book shelf in

16. Pete from Big Brother
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The Looney Toons version of Richey Edwards...

17. Prince Harry
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d it was the divine duty of Royaly to lead the charge in all battles and conquests so get that poofy cunt Edward over there also....

18. Tim Burton and Johnny Depp
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

A match made in gothic heaven. From Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands to Sleepy Hollow and Sweeney Todd. Now Tim is making a version of Alice in Wonderland, which is bloody brilliant in itself. Come on