1. IDIOTHOOD
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ADULTHOOD PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

2. SOAP BAR OPERA?
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JAMES ALEXANDROU CAUGHT SMOKING SUSPICIOUS CIGARETTE

3. KEEP OFF THE GRASS
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JUDE LAW AND KIMBERLY STEWART TAKE THEIR DRUNKEN FUMBLING TO SOMEONE'S GARDEN

4. I PORKED THE LAW?
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JUDE LAW SPOTTED KISSING KIMBERLEY STEWART

5. CHINA WHITE DELIGHT
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Z-LISTERS GO OUT TO CHINA WHITE

6. SOUP OF THE DAY
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JODIE MARSH AND NEW BOOBS OUT FOR LAUNCH OF BAR

7. VANILLA ICE PACK
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'RAPPER' VANILLA ICE ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING HIS WIFE

8. IS IT COMIC RELIEF NIGHT ALREADY?
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Eastenders trailer voted worst thing in the world of all time. By Me.

9. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
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BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

12. CRAP IDOL
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RIO FERDINAND ORGANISES 'RAP IDOL' FOR ANTI-GUN CAMPAIGN

13. UTTER WASTE IN OTTOWA
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MICHELLE RYAN MISSED THE LITTLE DETAILS OF BRITISH LIFE

14. THE ALTERNATIVE BRITS AFTER PARTY PHOTO GALLERY
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THE ALTERNATIVE BRIT PARTY

15. I'LL MAKE BOND AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE
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AL PACINO TO APPEAR IN NEXT BOND FILM

16. COLEMAN'S FLUSTERED
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GARY COLEMAN GOT MARRIED

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. THIS IS MY LAMENT
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MARTINE MCCUTCHEON DESCRIBES HOLLYWOOD AS 'BRUTAL'

19. DIRRRRTY NAPPIES
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA GIVES BIRTH TO A BOY

20. EAT WELL, STAY FIT, REMAIN ODD LOOKING
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NATALIE CASSIDY HAS THE FASTEST SELLING FITNESS DVD OF ALL TIME

21. CAN'T STAND PETE NOW
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MITCH WINEHOUSE SMACKS PETE DOHERTY ACROSS THE HEAD

22. HANSEL AND METAL
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OWEN WILSON MAY BE DATING BIONIC WOMAN MICHELLE RYAN

23. DAY 12: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
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JOHN LEAVES THE JUNGLE. PHEW

24. 'NOT QUEEN' VICTORY
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SAMANTHA JANUS WINS LESBIAN LIBEL CASE

25. DAY 9: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
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RODNEY INJURES HIS KNEE

26. WAITING FOR WELLARD
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EASTENDERS TO FEATURE HALF HOUR SOLILOQUY

27. I CAN GUT A BEAR!
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Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day 1

28. ONE KANGAROO ANUS PLEASE!
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I'M A CELEBRITY SET TO BEGIN

29. GO WEST
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MICHELLE RYAN NOW PLANS TO BREAK INTO MOVIES

30. CALL ME NORTHERN, CALL ME MALE
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MORRISSEY IS VOTED 'MOST NORTHERN MALE'