1. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

2. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

3. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

6. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

7. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

8. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

9. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

10. DEAD MAN WALKING
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HALLOWEEN INSPIRES THE QUESTIONABLE RESURRECTION OF HEATH LEDGER

11. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

12. NANNY KNOWS BEST
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JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

13. CAMPBELL'S CONDENSED CAREER
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NAOMI CONSIDERING RETIREMENT, A NATION REJOICES

14. SHE'S NOT THE ONE
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS LEFT BY GIRLFRIEND OVER ALIEN OBSESSION

15. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

16. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
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TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

17. SNAPPING AT SNAPPERS
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KANYE WEST ARRESTED FOR PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

18. HE'S NO ANGEL(FISH)
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ROBERT DE NIRO UNDER FIRE FOR FRYING ENDANGERED FISH

19. THE SELF-RESERVATION SOCIETY
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CYBILL SHEPHERD UNIMPRESED BY KISSING MICHAEL CAINE

20. BOWLING BRAWL
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GARY COLEMAN GETS ANGRY OUTSIDE A BOWLING ALLEY

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

22. PIC OF THE WEEK
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CHANELLE THE BLOW UP SEX DOLL

23. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

24. WOMB TO LET
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RICKY MARTIN USED PROFESSIONAL SURROGATE FOR BABIES

25. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

26. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

27. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

28. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

29. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

30. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS