1. BROTHERLY LOVE
(Holy News / News)

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN JUST LIKE 'BROTHER AND SISTER'

2. JODIE'S BIG BOOB
(Holy News / News)

MORE PICTURES OF JODIE MARSH AND HER BOOB JOB

3. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!
(Holy News / News)

JANET JACKSON DRINKS POTION AND TURNS INTO E.T.

4. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THE GUY?
(Holy News / News)

JESSE METCALF GETS BITCH SLAPPED IN FRONT OF THE PAPARAZZI

5. WONDERFALL
(Holy News / News)

BARACK OBAMA'S WIFE FAILS TO HELP HUSBAND'S CAMPAIGN

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. YOU'D LITERALLY SHIT YOUR PANTS
(Holy News / News)

JAMES GANDOLFINI GETS ANGRY - REALLY ANGRY

8. WHAT A CATCH!
(Holy News / News)

Early photos of Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil leaked on the internet

9. car buyer (07738******)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d, someone needs your help!(My baby by now is also awake after only an hrs sleep)" You pick up the phone.Then a voice said, "Is the car still for sale you have advertised?" When i said "NO!" and told ...

10. London Underground Announcments
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... in the dictionary and nowhere can I find any of the following descriptions: Overpriced.Overcrowded.Rude.Taking.The.Fucking.Piss.Cunts....

11. Students
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...". No it is a piece of fucking shite that has no references and no relationship to the English language.They even have the audacity to mention paying fees when they get bad marks. Hey here''s an idea...

12. Teri Hatcher
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You look like an anorexic version of E.T. Get a burger down you you skinny cunt

13. gail Platt looks more like E.T. than E.T....
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

gail Platt looks more like E.T. than E.T.

14. GRAND THEFT AUTO IV
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

... of the biggest stars in the world was worried about a computer game. This wouldn't have happened with E.T. vs Chuckie Egg that's for sure. Vice City was good. San Andreas was brilliant - but fuc...