1. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

2. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

3. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
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JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. LITTLEST THINGS ALL OVER MY DRESS
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LILY ALLEN DENIES THAT SHE HAS BEEN BANNED BY DESIGNERS

6. COLEEN AND WAYNE'S WEDDING PICTURES
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WE FIND PICTURES OF COLEEN AND WAYNE'S WEDDING NOT SOLD TO OK! MAGAZINE

7. PULL THE OTHER ONE
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HEATHER MILLS ON THE US VERSION OF THE APPRENTICE

8. TOP TRUMPS
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HEATHER FLIRTS WITH DONALD TRUMP

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST
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HEATHER MILLS GETS BOOED AT BEAUTY PAGEANT

11. STAND BY ME
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DONALD SUTHERLAND TALKS ABOUT WRITING LETTERS TO KIEFER WHEN HE WAS IN PRISON

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. JOY GEORGE
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GEORGE CLOONEY CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF

16. BJORK AGAIN
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BJORK ATTACKS NEW MAN IN AIRPORT

17. GOODY NEW YEAR
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JADE GIVES UP BOOZE AND UNHEALTHY FOOD FOR THE NEW YEAR

18. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

19. HOW WEAK IS YOUR LUNG?
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TAKE THAT STAR RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

20. EYE ON THE PRIZE PAYOUT
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BRITNEY FAILS TO ATTEND COURT FOR LATEST CUSTODY HEARING

21. GET YOUR FROCKS OFF
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LILY ALLEN IS BANNED FROM BORROWING DESIGNER CLOTHES

22. Trump targets troubled trio
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Donald Trump wants Hilton, Lohan and Spears for 'The Apprentice'

23. And Goofy Came Too
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Britney and Kevin to have a post-divorce holiday at Disney World

24. View and Loos Army?
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Victoria Beckham to co-host US chat show

25. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

26. Day 16: June 15th
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Day 16 in the Big Brother House

27. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
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Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

28. 50 Cent: Better The Devil, You Know
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50 Cent is criticised by Christian Group Resistance, who complain that his wearing of the crucifix i

29. Apprentice World Exclusive!
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The contestants for the new series of The Apprentice have been announced

30. Apprentice World Exclusive!
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contestants named in BBC's The Apprentice