1. MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 28

2. OOPS, SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS BACK WITH HER BRITISH BOYFRIEND

3. DOCTOR (WINE)HOUSE
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AMY SPOKESPERSON CORRECTS FATHER MITCH'S DIAGNOSIS

4. TB OR NOT TB?
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AMY WINEHOUSE COULD HAVE TUBERCULOSIS

5. THE AWARD FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS GOES TO...
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DOCTORS SAY AMY WINEHOUSE MUST QUIT DRUGS OR DIE

6. AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER FAINTING

7. ANGIE THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
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ANGELINA JOLIE IS SCARRED AFTER EXPERIMENTING WITH KNIVES IN BED

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

9. ROCK IN THE DOCK?
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CHRIS ROCK HOAXED OVER CHILD SEX CHARGES

10. MOANIE ANTOINETTE
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KIRSTEN DUNST HAS BEEN DEPRESSED

11. EX UTERO?
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS ADVISED TO ABORT KURT COBAIN'S CHILD

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. GOTH ON HOLIDAY
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ HAVE AN UNUSUAL HONEYMOON

14. MINI BREAKDOWN
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VERNE TROYER RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT

15. A LITTLE LESS DEPORTATION
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S SURGEON FACING DEPORTATION FROM STATES

16. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

17. BRITISH LESION
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DERMATOLOGISTS MULL OVER AMY WINEHOUSE'S SKIN CONDITION

18. AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE
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STEVE-O FROM JACKASS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

19. 'WRONG', SIGHS SEUSS
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ANTI-ABORTION PROTESTERS TARGET FILM PREMIERE

20. TIT'S NOT FAIR!
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NICOLE RICHIE UNHAPPY WITH HER POST-BABY BREASTS

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. CAPTAIN SLACK
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JOHN BARROWMAN SOILED HIMSELF ON STAGE

23. FROM PRE-NATAL TO PRE-POSTEROUS
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J.LO'S BIRTHING SUITE REMAINS EMPTY AND WAITING

24. DOLLY CODDLED
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COUNTRY LEGEND POSTPONES TOUR DUE TO BOOB INJURY

25. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THE GUY?
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JESSE METCALF GETS BITCH SLAPPED IN FRONT OF THE PAPARAZZI

26. WE WILL SHOCK YOU
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BRIAN MAY SURPRISED THAT FREDDIE MERCURY WAS GAY

27. DAILY BRITNEY
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BRITNEY IS OUT OF HOSPITAL AND UP TO HER OLD TRICKS

28. HEATH LEDGER UPDATE
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ACTOR DIED OF ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE

29. JORDAN'S BIG BOOB
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JORDAN TO HAVE SECOND BREAST REDUCTION

30. STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
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RESTRAINING ORDER ISSUED AGAINST BRITNEY'S MANAGER