1. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

2. XENU-PHOBIA
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OPENING OF WILL SMITH'S NEW FILM HAS BEEN DELAYED

3. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

4. CONTENDERS READY!
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GLADIATORS TO RETURN TO UK TV

5. I THOUGHT THIS WAS BANNED?
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TOM CRUISE BIOGRAPHY IS AVAILABLE IN THE UK AFTER ALL

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. I AM BELL-END
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WILL SMITH GIVES OUT SCIENTOLOGY GIFTS TO FILM CREW

8. SLEEPER WITH ME
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WOODY ALLEN DENIES OBSESSION WITH SCARLETT JOHANSSON

9. ALL WE DO IS HELP
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Myleene Klass needs help writing a book

10. Tom Cruise: Latest Victim of Celebrity Stalker
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Tom Cruise falls victim to celebrity stalker Emily Diane Leatherman who is arrested outside his home

11. LADY SOVEREIGN NOT THE ONLY IRRITANT
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Lily Allen needs a good wash

12. LADY SOVEREIGN NOT THE ONLY IRRITANT
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Lily Allen appears on politics show This Week