1. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
(Holy News / VIDEO)

LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

2. HIJACK ALERT!
(Holy News / News)

BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATES REVEALED

3. Day 60: 29th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Ziggy has a teeny weeny

4. HM EXCLUSIVE: Nikki Grahame to host The Xtra Factor
(Holy News / News)

Big Brother's squawking ninny Nikki Grahame is to host ITV's Xtra Factor

5. Bill Turnbull
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... weak chinned, rheumy eyed, snivelling little shitarse of a man. Some free advice for you Bill. Next time Dermot "egotwat" Murnaghan asks you to do the Friday and Saturday Breakfast news, be a MAN! Te...

6. John McDermott
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Wasted his career playing at Grimsby Town when he could have moved to a bigger club. Also known as Le Tissier disease. Big Fish small pond no ambition cunt

7. Dermot Murnaghan
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For making the most of his remaining time at the BBC before joining Sky. The phrase "Good to see a bit of Fanny in the morning" following a clip of Fanny Craddock on BBC Breakfast had me choking o

8. Dermot O'Leary
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

for saying on the X-Factor live show that "all of westlife have been touched by Louis's magic wand" brilliant

9. John McDermott
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

A footballing legend. He has just retired having spent all 18 years of his career at Grimsby Town. He has played over 750 games all for the one club. Bigger teams tried to sign him but he said he was