1. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

2. THREES A CROWD
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3 NEW FEMALE HOUSEMATES TO JOIN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

3. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

4. FART IN A THUNDERSTORM
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THE BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 15

5. QUESTION!
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Which Big Brother housemate is rumoured to have a secret gay past?

6. LILY THE EAGLE ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

7. EAT WELL, STAY FIT, REMAIN ODD LOOKING
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NATALIE CASSIDY HAS THE FASTEST SELLING FITNESS DVD OF ALL TIME

8. Big Brother: The End
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Brian comes out victorious

9. Day 92: 31st August
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Are Brian and Amanda not of this Earth?

10. Day 68: 6th August
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Brian is still favourite to win BB8

11. Day 61: 30th July
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Predictably, Chanelle threatens to leave BB

12. Day 60: 29th July
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Ziggy has a teeny weeny

13. Day 59: 28th July
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Charley leaves the Big Brother house to boos

14. Day 54: 23rd July
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Ziggy hasn't left. The twat.

15. Day 52: July 21st
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Miserable Nicky is evicted

16. Day 51: July 20th
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Tracey sides with Charley. Idiot.

17. Day 44: July 13th
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Charley and Nicky prepare for their eviction. By being bitches.

18. Day 41: July 10th
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Ziggy and Chanelle's 'relationship' is back on

19. Day 39: July 8th
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Jonathan hits rock bottom

20. Day 38: July 7th
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New housemate Thaila enters the BB house

21. Day 37: July 6th
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Big Brother contestants realise Charley is a cow.

22. The Bland And The Bling
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Kate Moss and David Beckham to be Godparents

23. Day 29: June 28th
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The housemates have an alarming thought: maybe the voting was fixed. Twats.

24. Day 28: June 27th
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Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be.

25. Day 28: June 27th
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Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be. A farce.

26. Day 26: June 25th
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Chanelle and Ziggy argue over blackheads. And that roughly sums it up.

27. DAY 25: June 24th
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Chanelle has a nervous breakdown in the Big Brother House

28. DAY 24: JUNE 23RD
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Seany gets the boot from the Big Brother house!

29. Day 23: June 22
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Holy Moly discusses day 23 in the Big Brother house

30. Day 22: June 21
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Holy Moly discusses day 22 in the Big Brother house