1. CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?
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VICTORIA BECKHAM INSISTS HER FASHION LINE IS DOING WELL

2. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

3. XXX FILES
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DETAILS OF DAVID DUCHOVNY'S SEX ADDICTION REVEALED

4. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

6. DULLEST. BATMAN. EVER.
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DAVID BLAINE PLANS ANOTHER INTERESTING STUNT

7. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

8. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

9. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

10. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

11. SAY YOU'LL BE HERR
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POSH SPICE RELATED TO GERMAN REVOLUTIONARY AND FRIEND OF KARL MARX

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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GILLIAN ANDERSON BLAMES BATMAN FOR X-FILES' POOR PERFORMANCE

14. SUEING THE ALIEN
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TOM CRUISE NAMED IN COURT ACTION AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY

15. CHANELLE AND FRIEND
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CHANELLE GETS DUMPED BY DWARF

16. JUSTICE IS DONE
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KERRY KATONA WINS DAMAGES OVER PROSTITUTE CLAIM

17. BLAKE SENTENCED
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL IS SENTENCED TO 27 MONTHS IN PRISON

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. NEWSMOUND
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22. SHAKES ON A PLANE
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POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

23. SUNDAY BEEF
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SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

24. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

25. PRAWN BALLS
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DAVID BECKHAM'S BREATH SMELLS OF FISH

26. STOP THE PRESS!
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DAVID BECKHAM CAN WRITE

27. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

28. MONSTER
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CHARLIZE THERON DOESN'T WASH REGULARLY

29. CRAIG GAYVID
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CRAIG DAVID REVEALS HIS GAY SIDE

30. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BECKHAM WRITES ON PEOPLE IN ADVERT