1. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

2. PRAWN BALLS
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DAVID BECKHAM'S BREATH SMELLS OF FISH

3. STOP THE PRESS!
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DAVID BECKHAM CAN WRITE

4. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

5. MONSTER
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CHARLIZE THERON DOESN'T WASH REGULARLY

6. CRAIG GAYVID
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CRAIG DAVID REVEALS HIS GAY SIDE

7. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BECKHAM WRITES ON PEOPLE IN ADVERT

8. I AM FOOTY LEGEND
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WILL SMITH BEGS BECKHAM TO HELP HIM PLAY 'SOCCER'

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. WIN PEEP SHOW BOXSETS AND SERIES 5 DVDS
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PEEP SHOW BOXSET AND DVDS UP FOR GRABS

11. SARKY MARK
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MARK WAHLBERG UNHAPPY WITH HAVING THE BECKHAMS AS NEIGHBOURS

12. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

13. HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY
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Madonna hires McCartney Lawyer to negotiate divorce from Guy Ritchie

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. TAT'S NOT GOOD
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WORST TATTOOS EVER

16. I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE BOWLING GREEN
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ALEX TURNER TO WORK WITH TONY CHRISTIE

17. BECKS OF FRIENDS
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BEFRIENDS POSH SPICE

18. STONED ALONE
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WOODY HARRELSON PLANS TO STARVE HIMSELF FOR 40 DAYS

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. DANIELLE GETS THE WIND PUT UP HER
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DANIELLE LLOYD DATES GLADIATOR CALLED TORNADO

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. NEWSMOUND
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23. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

24. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

25. LIKE A VIRGIN HIGH?
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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

26. HOMO-SPICE-UAL
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VICTORIA BECKHAM SAYS THAT ONLY GAY MEN LIKE HER NOW

27. SKEL-ACTOR
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POSH GETS ROLE IN NEW CRUISE FILM

28. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

29. NOT SO LEGENDS BALL
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PHOTO GALLERY OF THE LEGENDS BALL

30. SHOULD HOFF BEEN ME!
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DAVID HASSELHOFF UNHAPPY AT NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SERIES