1. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
(Holy News / News)

GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

2. BEFORE...
(Holy News / News)

GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

KYLIE AND DANNII MINOGUE AT WORK

4. LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN!
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL JACKSON TO APPEAR ON THE X FACTOR

5. Day 10: June 9th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 10 in the Big Brother house

6. Day 6: June 5th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 6 in the big brother house

7. Dannii Minogue
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For spelling your name with two I's just to be a cunt and for desperately grasping at your sister's image while falsely claiming that in Australia YOU'RE the famous Minogue. Fuck off and take your lap

8. Dannii Minogue
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Is the irony of telling people they can't sing and don't have any talent not lost on this cunt?

9. Dannii Minogue
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

They're magnificent aren't they.

10. Whenever Dannii Minogue is pictured talking on her...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Whenever Dannii Minogue is pictured talking on her phone on X Factor you will always wonder if it is Kylie she is speaking to.

11. X factor application kit: I am (select as appro...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...r win anything - X factor is all I have I am willing to: suck off Simon/Louis/Sharon - pretend I think Dannii has had a 'career' - cry for the cameras - prostitute the memory of dead loved-ones - t...