1. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
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JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

2. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

3. NEWSMOUND
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4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

5. HEART OF STONE
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JOSS STONE HEAD BUTTS BROTHER DURING A BAPTISM

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. JADE'S DAY AT THE RACES
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CELEBRITIES ATTEND POLO MATCH AT GAYNES PARK IN ESSEX

8. MISS GREAT ACTRESS
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DANIELLE LLOYD TO STAR IN NEW FILM AS A POLE DANCER

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. FAECES NIGHTCLUB
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'CELEBS' AT FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

11. IDIOTHOOD
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ADULTHOOD PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

14. DANIELLE GETS THE WIND PUT UP HER
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DANIELLE LLOYD DATES GLADIATOR CALLED TORNADO

15. LOQUACIOUS 'D'
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JACK BLACK CONFIRMS ANGELINA JOLIE IS HAVING TWINS

16. SERIES ONE AND TWO OF SKINS TO BE WON
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SKINS DVDS UP FOR GRABS

17. YOUNG, UNGIFTED AND LOADED
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THE SUNDAY TIMES YOUNG MUSICIANS RICH LIST GALLERY

18. WHAT-CHOO-CHOO TALKIN’ ABOUT?
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MORE HEARTBREAK FOR GARY COLEMAN

19. OBLIGATORY PICTURE GALLERY
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CELEBRITIES AT THE 'WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS' PREMIERE

20. TWO COME OUT
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JODIE MARSH AND HER BREASTS GO TO PREMIERE

21. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

22. NUDE HORSE PLAY
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE TO PERFORM ON BROADWAY

23. SHALLOW KNAVE
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EWAN MCGREGOR GREATLY ADMIRES DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

24. THESE WORDS
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AMY WINEHOUSE FINDS AN UNLIKELY ALLY IN NATASHA BEDINGFIELD

25. A LITTLE LESS DEPORTATION
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S SURGEON FACING DEPORTATION FROM STATES

26. BROTHERLY LOVE
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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN JUST LIKE 'BROTHER AND SISTER'

27. WANTED DUI
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RICHIE SAMBORA ACCUSED OF DRINK DRIVING WITH DAUGHTER IN CAR

28. GOTTA GET THRU THIS STUFF AND SELL IT
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THE BEDINGFIELD SIBLINGS AUCTION PERSONAL ITEMS ON EBAY FOR CHARITY

29. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

30. HAG VERSUS HAGRID
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TILDA SWINTON WOULD NEVER ACT IN A HARRY POTTER FILM