1. FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
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RICKY GERVAIS NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE TO EXERCISE

2. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

3. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

4. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

5. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

6. BEGGING FOR MERCY
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DUFFY TEETERS ON EDGE OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

9. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

10. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

11. DROOPY PIANIST
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS TO PLAY LIBERACE IN MOVIE

12. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

13. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

14. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

15. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD

18. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

19. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

20. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

21. 28 LAYS LATER
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SIENNA MILLER HAS BEEN LIVING WITH BALTHAZAR FOR A MONTH

22. A KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
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DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE GALLERY

23. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

24. WIN A PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM
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PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM UP FOR GRABS

25. SIN-DY MILLER
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SIENNA MILLER'S ALLEGED LOVER ATTEMPTS RECONCILIATION

26. YAWN BABY YAWN
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS TALKS ABOUT HER NEW CHILD

27. PIC OF THE WEEK
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LIZ JONES 'ROUGHS' IT AT GLASTONBURY... OR DOES SHE...

28. MITCH OF THE DAY
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S DAD GIVES HIS DAILY BRIEFING TO THE PRESS

29. VIOLATOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

30. I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT
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