1. SUEING THE ALIEN
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE NAMED IN COURT ACTION AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY

2. A DOLT AND BATTERY
(Holy News / News)

DENNIS RODMAN PLEADS NO CONTEST TO SPOUSAL ABUSE

3. TEQUILA SLAM-DUNKERS
(Holy News / News)

DENNIS RODMAN MAY NOT BE SERIOUS ABOUT REHAB

4. BASKET CASE
(Holy News / News)

DENNIS RODMAN ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE

5. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

6. VANILLA ICE PACK
(Holy News / News)

'RAPPER' VANILLA ICE ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING HIS WIFE

7. JUST SAY BYE
(Holy News / News)

BBC AXES GRANGE HILL AFTER 30 YEARS

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

DOMESTIC INCIDENT KILLS LUKE SKYWALKER'S ADOPTIVE PARENTS

9. Stand By Your Man (Just Not Too Close)
(Holy News / News)

Mel Brown denies husband is a wife beater - court papers say otherwise

10. How Hard The Duck?
(Holy News / News)

Mel B's new husband is a duck killer

11. Spin-Cycle Wizard
(Holy News / News)

Elton John couldn't work a washing machine until he was 43

12. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

13. Paula Abdul Tiptoes Over Tulip
(Holy News / News)

Singer and pop judge Paula Abdul takes a tumble over her pooch

14. Nicole Kidman Pregnant?
(Holy News / News)

Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman is pregnant according to News of The World but has eight months of f

15. BRIGHTONS COCK!
(Holy News / News)

BRIGHTONS COCK!

16. badgers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for not domesticating and allowing me to stroke you on my lap.

17. BBC and particularly Have Your Say
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... Since when has the charter allowed for the airing of deluded pricks for whom the Sun is the last word on domestic and foreign politics? 'Can South Ossetia find peace?' asks the BBC John in Ipswic...

18. didier drogba
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...t on a pitch to entertain and inspire. Bought for the equivalent monetary value of his home country's Gross Domestic Product, paid more every two weeks than a heart surgeon will see in one year and wi...

19. Friends who continually ask about your l
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...h a chance. Worst of all, it's always from those smug, up the duff marrieds that insisting on ramming their domestic blissfulness down your throat in a passive-agressive manner. When and if anything c...

20. Ike Turner
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

His 'all talk no trousers' approach to domestic violence meant that we've had to endure 'Whats Love Got To Do With It', 'Private Dancer' and Mad Max 3.

21. Naomi Campbell
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Helping british flood victims??? What about the victims of domestic abuse?! You rage filled cunt face!

22. Overheard domestic arrangements
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'Babes, you know I don't like broccoli, there are those sugar snaps in the fridge we could have those... ok carrots will be fine, but I don't like them steamed... oh, and did you remember to put the p

23. The PR for Rainn Wilson AKA Dwight Schru
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...apping my mates camera from his hand, when he tried to take a picture of the cunt and then accusing him of 'domestic abuse' when he grabbed your hand to stop you doing it again. Who do you think you...