1. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

2. TROUT OF ORDER
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MEG RYAN NOT TO BLAME FOR MARRIAGE BREAK UP

3. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

4. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

5. D'OUGH!
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SIENNA MILLER'S MAN IS NOT AS RICH AS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

6. CAN'T LET IT BE
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SIR PAUL SET TO WED FOR A THIRD TIME?

7. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

8. JAMIE AT HOME... FOREVER
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OMNIPRESENT TV CHEF JAMIE OLIVER IS APPARENTLY PERFECT HUSBAND

9. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

10. DRIVING MRS CRAZY
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MORGAN FREEMAN IS GETTING A POST CAR-CRASH DIVORCE

11. 'NOT MY MATERIAL' GIRL
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MADONNA DENIES CO-AUTHORING HER BROTHER'S BOOK

12. STORYTELLING
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MADONNA WILL NOT RENEW HER MARRIAGE VOWS

13. EXPRESS YOURSELF (FOR MONEY)
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DID MADONNA CO-WRITE HER BROTHER'S TELL-ALL BOOK?

14. THE HOLY RAIL
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JOHN CLEESE RANTS ABOUT EX WIFE IN SPEECH

15. WE WERE RIGHT!
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HEATHER MILLS' PUBLICIST COMES TO HER SENSES FOUR YEARS LATER

16. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

17. BLAKE SENTENCED
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL IS SENTENCED TO 27 MONTHS IN PRISON

18. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE?
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DENISE RICHARDS TRIES TO STOP CHARLIE SHEEN SEEING HIS CHILDREN

19. JUSTIN-FY MY LOVE
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MADGE WANTS TO REUNITE JUSTIN AND BRITNEY

20. AMY WHOREHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE SIMULATES SEX ON PRISON VISIT

21. MATERIAL PAIR
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TO SPLIT AFTER HER WORLD TOUR?

22. RAY OF LIGHT
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MADONNA DENIES AFFAIR AND DIVORCE RUMOURS

23. HE CAN'T SMILE WIDE ENOUGH
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MARIAH CAREY'S HUSBAND IS HAPPY WITH MARRIED LIFE

24. BALL-GAME
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ALEX RODRIGUEZ AND MADONNA RUMOURS CONTINUE

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

27. ED WOOD WOOD WOOD
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO TAKE ON CHALLENGING NEW ROLE

28. RICHARDS THE TURD
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DENISE RICHARDS RESUMES WAR WITH CHARLIE SHEEN

29. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
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RICHIE SAMBORA WILL SUPPORT HEATHER LOCKLEAR

30. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING