1. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

2. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON CLASS
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KATIE PRICE REFUSED ENTRY AT THE CARTIER POLO MATCH

5. MISER-ALBA
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JESSICA ALBA FAILS TO GET EMOTIONAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. THE 'CHANGELING' PREMIERE
(Holy News / News)

CANNES FILM FESTIVAL PICTURE GALLERY

8. TOUCH MY BODY (BUT NOT MY BANK ACCOUNT)
(Holy News / News)

MARIAH CAREY DID HAVE PRE-NUP

9. THE LADY IS A VAMP
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DITA VON TEESE REVEALS HER BEAUTY TIPS

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. DITA VON TEASE
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DITA VON TEESE REPORTED TO HAVE SECRET PORN PAST

12. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS
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ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?

13. JEDI CHURCH
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CHARLOTTE CHURCH FUNDS STAR WARS CHURCH

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. NEWSMOUND
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16. NEWSMOUND
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17. NEWSMOUND
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18. MELLOW FELLOW
(Holy News / News)

SINGER DONOVAN TO CREATE UNIVERSITY FOR MEDITATION

19. Teese Time
(Holy News / News)

Dita Von Teese explains Marilyn Manson's rants to the press

20. Lindsay Lohan is a serious actress
(Holy News / News)

Lindsay Lohan says she's a serious actress who doesn't overdo it.

21. Dita-The-I-To-The-M
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Dita Von Teese would like to meet someone with good manners

22. Tainted Love
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Marilyn Manson wears the same leather trousers for six days

23. DUNST AND BORRELL TRY TO CHANGE LAWS OF NATURE
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What monsters would Dunst and Borrell produce if they had kids?

24. DUNST AND BORRELL TRY TO CHANGE LAWS OF NATURE
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what would the offspring of Johnny Borell & Kirsten Dunst look like?

25. STUFF THE PAPERS FORGOT...
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gossip from the Virgin Media launch

26. Alistair Appleton
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... one time presenter of BBC daytime shite Cash in the Attic and NOW BBC daytime shite Stately Suppers. Meditating, po-faced, in love with myself cunt....

27. Marilyn Manson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... plays golf of a weekend with the big boys. Mind you, you're a lucky bastard, regularly slipping one to Dita Van Teese....

28. Nicole Kidman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ney. This is the same bright intelligent woman who recently married a druggie to add to the previous creditable husband on her CV - the craziest (by no means a mean feat given the company) scientologi...