1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. CAPTAIN SLACK
(Holy News / News)

JOHN BARROWMAN SOILED HIMSELF ON STAGE

3. It's OK that Britney's not OK for OK!
(Holy News / News)

OK! Magazine to print full Britney meltdown interview and photoshoot

4. Sheryl Crow: Shit Nazi
(Holy News / News)

Sheryl Crow suggests limiting toilet paper use to save the environment

5. Frankfurter-induced diarrhoea
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Jesus wept. I ate four of the fuckers at lunchtime (nothing else in the fridge) and now it's coming out of me like string. Hang on... wait a sec... shit, gotta go! Cunts!

6. Post diarrhoea farting fear factor
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... rasping fart and the fact you can glory in your own hopefully disgusting smell. In the days after bout of diarrhoea there is nothing worse than the fear factor when you feel the deep rumbles of a g...

7. Diarrhoea
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Apart from the headaches and dehydration I'm quite enjoying my few days off with 'a bug'. Cheers, Mother Nature!

8. Every advert for constipation or diarrhoea relief ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Every advert for constipation or diarrhoea relief will involve a woman walking down a street or talking with her friends around the table about her problems with shitting.