1. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
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JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

2. DIG OUT YOUR EAR DRUMS
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OASIS PREPARE TO RELEASE NEW ALBUM

3. DEAD MEN WORKING
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PETE DOHERTY (RIP) AND CARL BARAT (RIP) TO RECORD TOGETHER

4. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

5. WIN PUSHING DAISIES DVDS AND SIGNED POSTER
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FIVE COPIES OF PUSHING DAISIES SEASON ONE UP FOR GRABS

6. ANGIE THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
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ANGELINA JOLIE IS SCARRED AFTER EXPERIMENTING WITH KNIVES IN BED

7. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
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SHARON OSBOURNE QUITS THE X FACTOR

8. STILL ROTTON
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JOHN LYDON ACCUSED OF PUNCHING TV ASSISTANT

9. AXEL F-OFF
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EDDIE MURPHY SIGNS UP FOR 'BEVERLY HILLS COP 4'

10. HEART OF STONE
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SHARON STONE DESCRIBES CHINESE EARTHQUAKE AS 'KARMA'

11. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

14. HAIL TO THE TEETH
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TOM CRUISE TO PLAY PRESIDENT OF USA IN MOVIE

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. TAINTED REVIEW
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MARILYN MANSON'S GIRLFRIEND SAMPLES HIS ABSINTHE

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
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JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

19. THE LADY IS A VAMP
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DITA VON TEESE REVEALS HER BEAUTY TIPS

20. BANTAM ON THE OPRAH
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TOM CRUISE TO APPEAR ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW AGAIN

21. MR FARTSY
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COLIN FIRTH SEX SCENE INTERRUPTED BY FART

22. PETE BURNS SEX TAPE
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PETE BURNS LEAKS HIS OWN SEX TAPE

23. A RIGHT TALE
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'HEATH LEDGER' CONMAN REFUSES TO APOLOGISE

24. ROY OF THE RAVING
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STING ACCUSED OF STEALING SONG IDEAS

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. CROSS KEYS
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ALICIA KEYS TALKS ABOUT CONSPIRACIES AGAINST RAPPPERS

27. TIGER FEET. AND HEAD AND BODY
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SIEGFRIED AND ROY EMPLOYEE MADE TO DISSECT DEAD CAT

28. HEART SHAPED BADGE
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AMY WINEHOUSE WEARS BLAKE HEART BADGE ON PRISON VISIT

29. TRAGEDY AT MEL GIBSON'S HOME
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MAN COMMITTS SUICIDE AT MEL GIBSON'S HOME

30. WATER FROM WHINER!
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AN EASTER PRESENT FROM HOLY MOLY