1. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

2. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

3. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

4. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

5. TAKING THE PICS
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4MAGAZINE PAYS 14 MILLION DOLLARS FOR PICTURES OF ANGELINA AND BRAD’S TWINS

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. URINAL-OT OF TROUBLE
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EMINEM SUED FOR PUNCHING URINATING MAN

8. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

9. KEEP MARIO IN!!!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36

10. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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WE DID NOT KNOW THIS

11. IS THIS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER?
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JUNE SARPONG'S NEW POLITICS AND THE CITY WEBSITE

12. MISS GREAT ACTRESS
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DANIELLE LLOYD TO STAR IN NEW FILM AS A POLE DANCER

13. MY NAME IS FLUTE
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NICOLE KIDMAN HAS PLANNED OUT HER BIRTHING MUSIC

14. LIBERTY SEX
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MICHELLE HEATON RUMOURED TO HAVE CHEATED ON HUSBAND WITH MATT DI ANGELO

15. TOO MUCH
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IS MEL B TELLING LIES?

16. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
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MEL B IS RECORDING NEW DUET WITH JANET JACKSON

17. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SIGNATURE
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BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT FINALISTS TELL US ALL ABOUT SIMON COWELL'S EYEBROWS

18. CARMEN - HAVE A GO
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CARMEN ELECTRA LAUNCHES RANGE OF PORTABLE STRIPPER POLES

19. TITANIC MISTAKE?
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KELLY BROOK AND BILLY ZANE BACK TOGETHER?

20. JENNY AND THE BLOCK
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BEN AFFLECK DOES NOT BLAME J-LO FOR HIS STUTTERING CAREER

21. MODEL BEHAVIOUR
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CINDY CRAWFORD REGRETS HER DULL PAST

22. HOLY MOLY AT THE SPEED RACER PREMIERE
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JOHN GOODMAN ATTEMPTS TO BE THE MOST BORED MAN ON THE PLANET

23. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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GAIL PLATT DANCES DOWN THE STAIRS

24. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DANCING PRISONERS ARE BACK WITH A NEW ROUTINE

25. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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PARIS HILTON TRIES HER HAND AT BELLY DANCING

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
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SUZANNE SHAW ADMITS TO BEING THICK AND IGNORANT

28. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL SING IF I WANT TO
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TOM CRUISE SINGS AND DANCES IN ANOTHER SECRET SCIETOLOGY VIDEO

29. PATRICK SWAYZE
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PATRICK SWAYZE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER

30. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN