1. BAND OF BOTHER
(Holy News / News)

JESSICA ALBA GIVES GUESTS AT HER BABY SHOWER A GIFT

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. 50 Cent: Better The Devil, You Know
(Holy News / News)

50 Cent is criticised by Christian Group Resistance, who complain that his wearing of the crucifix i

4. Bishop of Lancaster
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

wants a ban on sex education in schools, a crucifix in every classroom and advocates we not support pro-choice charities such as Amnesty and Red Nose. Listen, sunshine. How about you take your fundame