1. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

2. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
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VICTORIA BECKHAM ADMITS THAT MEN DON'T FIND HER SEXY

3. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

4. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

5. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

6. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

7. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

8. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

9. DEAD MAN WALKING
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HALLOWEEN INSPIRES THE QUESTIONABLE RESURRECTION OF HEATH LEDGER

10. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES AWFUL RACKET THEN FALLS OVER

11. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

12. WHO IS MAKING AN ARSE OF HERSELF?
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JESSIE WALLACE'S SISTER PUTS IMPORTANT MESSAGE ON HER ARSE

13. MINGE-OGUE
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KYLIE IN MAN DROUGHT, CONSIDERS LADY LOVE

14. CLOTHING IMPEACHMENT
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PEACHES GETS SAUCY IN UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN

15. MILLER’S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
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SIENNA MILLER PLANS TO MOVE TO LA

16. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF CROYDON....
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KATE MOSS GETS AN ANCHOR TATTOO

17. A RIGHT ROYAL MESS
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GUESS WHO WENT OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS

18. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

19. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

22. WIN TICKETS TO LOOP FESTIVAL IN BRIGHTON
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TICKETS TO BRIGHTON FESTIVAL UP FOR GRABS

23. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

24. IT DISNEY LOOK GOOD
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED CONDOM CONTRACT

25. ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN'T GOLD
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 50

26. EINSTEIN-A-NO-NO
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MARIAH CAREY PROMISES 'ELABORATE' TOUR

27. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

28. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 43

29. MICHAEL SOPHOCLES: THE OUTTAKES
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OUTTAKES FROM APPRENTICE MICHAEL'S VIDEO

30. LEATHERHEAD
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TO BE THE NEW FACE OF BEEF