1. DON'T LET HER OUT!
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CHANTELLE AND CO WHORE THEMSELVES OUT AT EMBASSY NIGHTCLUB

2. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

3. PIC OF THE WEEK
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CHANELLE THE BLOW UP SEX DOLL

4. DOWN AND POUT
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THE WORLD'S BEST POUT AS VOTED BY US

5. BIG PICK POCKET
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BIG BROTHER LOSER GETS PICK POCKETED

6. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

7. OOPS!
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CHANTELLE FALLS OVER AND FLASHES UNSUSPECTING MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC

8. BTW UR DMPD
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

9. BATHTIME FOR CHANELLE
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CHANELLE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND

10. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

11. WHO IS MAKING AN ARSE OF HERSELF (AGAIN)?
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Z-LIST CELEBRITY GETS HER ARSE OUT

12. SOUP OF THE DAY
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CALUM BEST GOES OUT WITH BLACK EYE

13. I WANT IT TO STOP
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CHANELLE ABOUT TO RELEASE DEBUT SINGLE 'I WANT IT'

14. BIG EAR BOTHERER
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CHANELLE PLANS TO RELEASE FUNKY HOUSE SINGLE

15. BEIGE RAGE
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CHANTELLE MOANS ABOUT HER MARRIAGE TO PRESTON

16. JORDAN'S BIG BOOB
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JORDAN TO HAVE SECOND BREAST REDUCTION

17. STORM IN A D-CUP
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JORDAN DECLARES THAT BIG BOOBS ARE OUT OF FASHION

18. LIKE A VIRGIN
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CHANTELLE FEELS LIKE A VIRGIN AFTER BOOB JOB

19. TOTALLY DIVORCING JODIE MARSH
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JODIE MARSH DIVORCES HUSBAND SHE MARRIED ON MTV

20. BOYS WILL BE BOYS
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CHANTELLE HOUGHTON TALKS ABOUT UNCARING PRESTON

21. A BIG BOTHER
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THE OPENING OF HMV IN KENT

22. BLACK ARMBANDS AT THE READY
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CHANTELLE AND PRESTON GRANTED DIVORCE

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

24. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

25. Isn't it amazing what you can find on Facebook?
(Holy News / News)

A motley collection of 'celebrities' found on Facebook

26. Day 89: 28th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle re-enters the house for a couple of minutes

27. HOORAH!
(Holy News / News)

Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been cancelled

28. Cunt Soup
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Big Brother rejects screech and preen for the cameras

29. 'Love' On The Rocks - Ain't No Big Surprise
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Chantelle and Preston to divorce

30. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?