1. DAY 14: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

ANNA BOOTED OUT

2. DAY 13: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

GOODBYE RODDERS

3. DAY 12: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

JOHN LEAVES THE JUNGLE. PHEW

4. DAY 11: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES THE JUNGLE

5. DAY 10: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

MARC BANNERMAN LEAVES THE JUNGLE

6. DAY 9: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

RODNEY INJURES HIS KNEE

7. DAY 8: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

LYNNE WON'T SHUT UP

8. DAY 7: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

RODNEY'S COMPLICATED

9. DAY 5: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS IS EARLY FAVOURITE

10. DAY 4: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS ENTERS THE CAMP

11. I CAN GUT A BEAR!
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day 1

12. ONE KANGAROO ANUS PLEASE!
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

I'M A CELEBRITY SET TO BEGIN

13. I THINK I'M A CELEBRITY SO GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / News)

I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE LINE-UP

14. Cerys Matthews
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

As a mate of mine once said, if all the cocks that've been up her were laid end to end, you'd have yourself a hand rail to the moon.

15. Cerys Matthews
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

good lord woman, what happened? you look like a fingertip covered in PVA glue.

16. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Aled Jones (white Sherman Clump) and Cerys Matthews (have a bath), were on GMTV this morning and the blonde presenter(cannot remember her name) said how great they sounded singing in rehearsal earlier

17. Cerys Matthws has caused possibly the most confuse...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Cerys Matthws has caused possibly the most confused masturbation of the year, used to be a sweaty, tubby chardonnay dustbin, not turns up peanut smuggling with cracking paps, what to do?