1. REGRET A GABO?
(Holy News / News)

MILLA JOVOVICH EXPLAINS NEW DAUGHTER'S UNUSUAL NAME

2. SUN SHOCKER Pt.2
(Holy News / News)

SUN SHOCKER Pt.2

3. That Nakamura bloke
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Not a big football fan, usually want to see Celtic utterly humped, but good on yer for making the ITV pundits after the game have to come up with the worst excuses EVER.

4. You will always get one idiot think about Hallowee...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

You will always get one idiot think about Halloween and Satan. Not celtic folklore and paganism. Probably because they're 13 and skiving from school.