1. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. THE BOTOX IS ON THE OTHER FOOT
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SHARON STONE DENIES SMELLY FEET BOTOX ALLEGATION

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

7. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

8. BEGGING FOR MERCY
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DUFFY TEETERS ON EDGE OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

9. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

10. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

11. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

12. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

13. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

14. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

15. 'MAN' SEEKS 'WOMAN'
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PETE DOHERTY DESPERATE TO SHACK UP WITH KATE MOSS AGAIN

16. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

17. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

18. THE STRIFE OF MILEY
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MILEY CYRUS TO TAKE ON DISNEY?

19. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

20. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

21. DEAD MAN WALKING
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HALLOWEEN INSPIRES THE QUESTIONABLE RESURRECTION OF HEATH LEDGER

22. NOT SO SEXY
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SARAH JESSICA PARTY LOOKS LIKE A MAN... EVEN MORE THAN USUAL

23. WIN FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS FOR THE MOBO AWARDS
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FIVE PAIRS OF MOBO TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

24. CAMPBELL'S CONDENSED CAREER
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NAOMI CONSIDERING RETIREMENT, A NATION REJOICES

25. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

26. DAYS OF BLUNDER
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NICOLE KIDMAN IS MOST OVERPAID ACTRESS

27. BITE ME, KATE
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KATE MOSS LEAVES FLEA INFESTED HOUSE

28. DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW THAT YOU’RE OUT?
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BRITISH ACTRESSES TOP LESBIAN POLL

29. CLOTHING IMPEACHMENT
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PEACHES GETS SAUCY IN UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN

30. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY