1. SIN-DY MILLER
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SIENNA MILLER'S ALLEGED LOVER ATTEMPTS RECONCILIATION

2. NOT SO SQUEAKY CLEAN!
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Myleene Klass spotted in an old mag acting a bit slutty

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. CAPTION COMPETITION!
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN SEVERED HEADS COURTESY OF THE COTTAGE

5. HEAT MAGAZINE IN HOT WATER
(Holy News / News)

HEAT GIVE AWAY OFFENSIVE STICKERS OF HARVEY

6. CAPTION THIS!
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HOLY MOLY'S PICTURE OF THE WEEK

7. CAPTION COMPETITION
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WHO WANTS TO BE WORKING AT THIS TIME OF THE WEEK

8. DUMB BUMS
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IT'S REAR OF THE YEAR TIME AGAINZZZZZZZZZZZ

9. The Sun has got its (stupid) hat on
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The Sun online catches the Jade Goody bug

10. CAPTION COMPETITION
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Prince Charles admires medals

11. Free The Socialite One!
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Paris Hilton's supporters' club caught on camera

12. Caption competition!
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Tony Blair meets UK Euro hopefuls Scooch

13. Amy Winehouse: Love Is A Lezzing Game
(Holy News / News)

Rumours continue about Amy Winehouse's lesbian affair with Daily Star journalist Charli Morgan

14. CAPTION TIME
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What the fuck are you doing Tony?

15. CAPTION TIME
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Holy Moly picture caption competition

16. CAPTION THIS
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put words in David Cameron's mouth

17. CAPTION THIS
(Holy News / News)

CAPTION THIS

18. BBC news website
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Terrible journalism most of the time. However: read the headline, look at the picture, read its caption, breathe sigh of relief. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7000991.stm

19. Widlife of Britain Magazine
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For having the caption "Recognising tits" in its advert while bill Oddie talks over the top. Genius.