1. VISA RATIONAL
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINHEOUSE GRANTED US VISA

2. WINO OH NO!
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE GIVES UP BOOZE BEFORE PERFORMING

3. MENTHOL CASE
(Holy News / News)

PREGNANT KERRY KATONA STILL SMOKES

4. JOLIE NOT JOLLY ON WACKY BACCY
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLE: JUST AS BORING AS ANYONE ELSE ON DRUGS

5. No Porridge For This Little Bore
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty avoids jail, again

6. Most Obvious Story of The Year
(Holy News / News)

George Michael was on drugs, the court is told

7. DULL POP STAR TAKES DULL DRUGS
(Holy News / News)

Maroon 5's Adam Levine admits to smoking pot when writing songs

8. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(Holy News / News)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

9. "Cannabis killed our daughter"
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Oh, she suffered with depression and anorexia, but that one spliff... Do these fuckers engage their brain before flapping their gums ?

10. drinkers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...rnment gonna ban drinking alcohol? come on you cunts, you have prolonged my life by banning smoking and now cannabis has been reclassified i've stopped smoking that too because Gordon/Tony et al care ...

11. Soapbar Dealers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Poisoning kids with your plastic filled fake cannabis. Just think of the profit though - tops your old benefits up nicely i bet. You should all have quick drying cement pumped into your lungs - Cunts.