1. IS THIS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER?
(Holy News / News)

JUNE SARPONG'S NEW POLITICS AND THE CITY WEBSITE

2. ANTS IN HER PANTS AMY
(Holy News / News)

AMY LASHES OUT AT ANOTHER FAN FOR PINCHING HER BUM

3. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS... SPEAK AND SPELL
(Holy News / News)

MARIAH CAREY ENVIES STEPHEN HAWKING

4. Day 19: June 18th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Holy Moly discusses day 19 in the Big Brother house

5. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

6. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

The contestants for the new series of The Apprentice have been announced

7. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

contestants named in BBC's The Apprentice

8. Average Wage
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ch... so where does this average come from? Eh? I know...   London cunts who come straight out of cambridge and get a 300 grand job buying and selling shoulder mounted missiles to developin...

9. Oxford And Cambridge Boat Race Crews
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Next year the floppy fringed cunts should row from one north sea oil rig to another in November at night. Screaming "help" in fucking latin will do the spoilt little cunts a lot of good and preserve

10. Radio Times
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

In an article about the Cambridge Folk Festival, comparing it to other festivals it stated that the people would be nicer and there was a guarantee that Razorlight wouldn't be playing. Best PR ever or