1. WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE BOX SETS OF COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGES

2. GET RICH OR FRY TRYIN'
(Holy News / News)

50 CENT DENIES HE SET FIRE TO HIS HOUSE

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. UNTRUE LIES
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE LEE CURTIS UPSET AT 'TOPLESS' SCANDAL

6. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL SING IF I WANT TO
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE SINGS AND DANCES IN ANOTHER SECRET SCIETOLOGY VIDEO

7. WARHOL CRAZY NOW
(Holy News / News)

HUGH GRANT TO SELL WARHOL PAINTING FOR HUGE PROFIT

8. HOOK, LIE AND STINKER
(Holy News / News)

JOY DIVISION FAIL TO REFORM FOR PREMIERE OF US FILM

9. FIDDY AND TIDDLY
(Holy News / News)

SHARON OSBOURNE INVENTED 50 CENT'S NICKNAME

10. CURTIS: UNDER GRADUATE
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST BEATS 50 CENT IN CHART BATTLE

11. HASTA LA VISTA FIDDY
(Holy News / News)

50 CENT COULD COME THIRD IN CHART BATTLE WITH KANYE

12. Fiddy to duet with Robbie?
(Holy News / News)

Rapper 50 Cent wants to duet with Robbie Williams

13. THE GOOD THE BAD THE V. UGLY
(Holy News / News)

Backstage stuff from the V Festival

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

16. 50 Cent
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Real name Curtis James Jackson III - pretentious cunt. I don't want to know about how many bitches you been wid dawg or how much money you've earnt by singing about yourself. The only person who's mor

17. Fiddy Cent
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Real name Curtis James Jackson III - pretentious cunt. I don't want to know how many bitches you bin wid dawg. You are a cunt. Glorifying crime, drugs and treating people like shit in your 'music' is

18. Ian Curtis
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Because having read Touching From A Distance, it has become clear he wasn't a genius, or a hero. He was a complete egotistical, self-indulgent, narcissistic and selfish little turd. With dreams of not

19. New Order split up
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e Faith or Blue Monday re-release. Perhaps you could bring out another best of - just in time for the Ian Curtis film! Legacy raping cunts. ...

20. Tony Wilson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... Aswad. Fuck you Tony even a name change didnt make that bunch of arsewipes any more palatable. No wonder Curtis hanged himself, miserable cunt!...

21. Tony Wilson Poster
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Given Ian Curtis's suicide in 1980 it's pretty unlikely Joy Division played Glastonbury in 1981 you inaccurrate cunt. New Order are shit mind.

22. Ian Curtis
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For making us love again.