1. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

2. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

3. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
(Holy News / News)

ROBERT DOWNEY JR DECIDES NOT TO WRITE MEMOIRS

4. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
(Holy News / News)

THE TRIAL OF UMA THURMAN'S STALKER BEGINS IN USA

5. TIGER FEET. AND HEAD AND BODY
(Holy News / News)

SIEGFRIED AND ROY EMPLOYEE MADE TO DISSECT DEAD CAT

6. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL SING IF I WANT TO
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE SINGS AND DANCES IN ANOTHER SECRET SCIETOLOGY VIDEO

7. TRULY, MADLY, CREEPY
(Holy News / News)

KATIE HOLMES STILL MADLY IN LOVE WITH TOM CRUISE

8. COLE WHINING
(Holy News / News)

NATALIE COLE UPSET THAT WINEHOUSE WON BIG AT GRAMMYS

9. JEDI CHURCH
(Holy News / News)

CHARLOTTE CHURCH FUNDS STAR WARS CHURCH

10. OOPS... I DID IT ON PURPOSE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY HAS CREATED HER OWN ECONOMY

11. NO URBAN LEGEND
(Holy News / News)

NICOLE KIDMAN CONFIRMS PREGNANCY RUMOURS

12. KANYE BELIEVE IT?
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST SPENDS NEW YEAR PLAYING CONNECT 4

13. NARK-LIFE
(Holy News / News)

DAMON ALBARN WANTS TO SCRAP X FACTOR

14. FOX IN THE BOX
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL J FOX USED HIS NICE GUY IMAGE TO SLEEP WITH GIRLS

15. OVERRATED, OVERBLOWN AND OVER THERE
(Holy News / News)

DAVID WALLIAMS ADMITS HIS COMEDY CAREER MAY HAVE PEAKED

16. HEAD BANGER'S BAWL
(Holy News / News)

GEORGE MICHAEL'S MUSIC CAREER IS DOWN TO A BANG ON THE HEAD

17. AISLE BE THERE
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL JACKSON MARRIES FOR THE THIRD TIME

18. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM GREEN BANANAS?
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY BORRELL'S UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND

19. You're Pitiful
(Holy News / News)

James Blunt: a coward around women

20. More family fun with the Jacksons
(Holy News / News)

Jermaine Jackson accused of bizarre sleeping arrangements and more

21. Spin-Cycle Wizard
(Holy News / News)

Elton John couldn't work a washing machine until he was 43

22. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

23. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

24. Every Breath You Take - Alba's Watching You
(Holy News / News)

Jessica Alba worries about her father seeing her naked

25. Neighbours: Everybody Needs Greedy Bastards
(Holy News / News)

The case of Neighbours are going head to head over some wanky quiz nights

26. autograph hunters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Uniformly creepy

27. Brian Blessed
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for being far too large, far too hairy, far too deep of voice, far too creepy, far too BigFootish.

28. Daniel O'Donnell
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...stmas CD advert? He sings like a bad karoake singer, looks like the ghost of Randall and Hopkirk in that creepy white suit, has a cunty coiffuired haircut and eyes too close together that makes him l...

29. Gordon Brown on Amercian Idol
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For fucks sake did you have to go on prime time amercian tv to show the world what a fucking creepy prime minister the uk has? Dont you think they have enough Chold Catcher lookalikes of their own?

30. James Blunt
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Nick Drakes idiot savant counterpart.. Bet he was the sort of creepy cunt who use to *serenade* girls with some loathsomelysweet ballad whilst all the time simply trying to loosen their knicker elas