1. NOT A GOODY SMELL
(Holy News / News)

JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

2. OLD DOG GETS NEW TRICK
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS CONTROVERSIALLY REPLACES AGYNESS DEYN AS FACE OF BURBERRY

3. MING DYNASTY
(Holy News / News)

JOAN COLLINS BELIEVES THE TABLOIDS HAVE DUMBED DOWN

4. BRIT AWARDS PHOTO GALLERY
(Holy News / News)

BRIT AWARD WINNERS

5. FOR PETE'S SAKE
(Holy News / News)

BB7 WINNER CALLS BB BORING

6. AND WE DON'T CARE
(Holy News / News)

THE UK IS MEDIOCRE SAYS JOHN LYDON

7. THE NATION'S LEAST FAVOURITE PERSON
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA VOTED 'EIGHTH MOST ANNOYING THING'

8. FLASH BOREDOM
(Holy News / News)

THE REASON WHY BRITNEY DOESN'T WEAR KNICKERS IS REVEALED

9. A-LISTER COOK'S BETTER IN AMERICA
(Holy News / News)

GORDON RAMSAY IS CONTROVERSIAL ON US CHAT SHOW

10. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

11. QUOTE OF THE DAY #2
(Holy News / News)

Lowri Turner reveals herself to be even more bigoted than normal

12. Glastonbury complainers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e same as it always fucking was except now it's popular enough for a bunch of middle class commentators to write controversial articles about how it's lost it's soul. ...

13. news media
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for putting the word "gate" at the end of every controversial issue ... cuntgates

14. The Indepedent
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Every single day it's the same. A 'controversial' front page graphic that moans about some current issue. An insult to real journalism.

15. Trivial Pursuit 'Deluxe Edition'
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Not only did I win, but this question arose on my go: "Which celebrity said in the controversial series 'Brass Eye' : 'If you're sick on this stuff, you can puke yourself to death. One girl threw up

16. It's always best to reserve judgement on the death...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

It's always best to reserve judgement on the death of a controversial figure until you've done more research than watching Bowling For Columbine.

17. A newspaper's use of the word "controversial" incr...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

A newspaper's use of the word "controversial" increases exponentially with their desperation for something interesting to print.