1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
(Holy News / News)

MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

4. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET WILEY
(Holy News / VIDEO)

WILEY OFFERS US SOME KNOCK OFF ROLEXES

5. MILKING THE CASH COWS
(Holy News / News)

LYNNE SPEARS CONFIRMS SHE IS WRITING A BOOK

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. RONSON D'AMOUR
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER CONFIRMS HER LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP

8. XENU YORK, NEW YORK
(Holy News / News)

KATIE HOLMES CONFIRMS SHE WILL PERFORM ON BROADWAY

9. LOQUACIOUS 'D'
(Holy News / News)

JACK BLACK CONFIRMS ANGELINA JOLIE IS HAVING TWINS

10. CORDEN'T GET IT UP!
(Holy News / News)

James Corden denies having sex with Lily Allen

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. NO URBAN LEGEND
(Holy News / News)

NICOLE KIDMAN CONFIRMS PREGNANCY RUMOURS

14. A MISSISSIPPI YANKEE IN THE COURT
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY LOSES ANOTHER LAWYER

15. BRITNEY WINS THE INTERNET
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS IS MOST SEARCHED FOR NAME ON YAHOO

16. HATS OFF TO BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SACKED MINDER FOR NOT PICKING UP HER HAT

17. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

18. Katona
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The interview only confirms that she is the fucking missing link. The bit where she belches her chips and announces that she has the shits were favourite moments. Real class.

19. Men who call breasts ''norks''
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Using this term merely confirms you have never seen these items in the flesh before.