1. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
(Holy News / News)

ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

2. THE COHEN BOTHERS
(Holy News / News)

SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

3. RESPECT MY KNICKERS!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 3

4. BB DAY ONE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

5. TEDDY SHAPED BOX
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE 'SUICIDAL' OVER COBAIN'S ASHES BEING STOLEN

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

7. JOHNNY GO HOME
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY VEGAS REPORTEDLY GROPES FAN DURING COMEDY SET

8. MY QUOTEY WOTE
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

9. THE REAL OLD SHADY
(Holy News / News)

BILL COSBY TO RECORD HIP HOP ALBUM

10. BARR TENDER
(Holy News / News)

ROSEANNE BARR TALKS ABOUT HER INTIMATE SURGERY

11. BRUNO INDAHOUSE
(Holy News / News)

SASHA BARON COHEN AT WORK ON NEW FILM

12. BRAND NEW KEEF
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND TO PLAY KEITH RICHARDS IN STAGE PLAY

13. IT'S RAINING FUNNYMEN
(Holy News / News)

DAVID WALLIAMS DATING GERI HALLIWELL?

14. DAY 2: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

JANICE AND LYNN ARGUE

15. SEIN-TOLOGY
(Holy News / News)

JERRY SEINFELD THANKS SCIENTOLOGY FOR HELPING HIS CAREER

16. Losht In Transhlashion
(Holy News / News)

Bill Murray arrested driving a golf cart in Sweden while drunk

17. Deluded Damon
(Holy News / News)

Matt Damon wants to be the world's sexiest man

18. LET'S ALL PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE PLEASE
(Holy News / News)

DISASTER STRIKE BRITAIN'S TOP COMEDIAN

19. Britney Spears Is No Comedian
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears makes a tit of herself on camera

20. Abi Titmuss and cast of ITV's 'Deadline' revealed
(Holy News / News)

The cast for the Janet Street-Porter hosted and Joe Mott mentored ITV show Deadline has been reveale

21. Abi Titmuss and cast of ITV's 'Deadline' revealed
(Holy News / News)

Abi Titmuss & Yvette Fielding revealed in cast of ITV's 'Deadline'

22. YOU'RE THE CHUNG THAT I WANT
(Holy News / News)

Ben Elton & Alexa Chung to launch new programme

23. why can't british tv comedy be good?
(Holy News / News)

Sarah Silverman comedy clip

24. Dyslexic comedians
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

cunnyfunts

25. Ed Byrne
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A once talented stand up comedian but now a cunt of the highest order due to his shit awful 'Mowbli' mobile phone adverts. Sold out cunt.

26. Jimmy Carr
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

What the fuck are you doing presenting commercial breakdown to canned laughter, you used to be a god comedian. And as you've taken over from jim davidson, i guess it makes you as big a cunt as he is.

27. John Lennon International Airport Poster
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ere and read the second-hand recyclings of Frankie Boyle (in this instance - insert incredibly over-exposed comedian in other cases) then all it does is confirm to me that the poster is a shell of a h...

28. Justin Lee Collins
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... desires? Take your lion-esque hair, your overly stretched 80's band t-shirts and leave comedy to the real comedians....

29. Kevin Bishop
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The only man in living history who can make Tim Westwood look like a comedian

30. Little Miss Jocelyn (again)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"The first black female comedian in the world to get her own show" That sound you just heard was Rosa Parks turning in her grave.