1. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

2. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

3. IRON-DEFICIENT MAIDEN
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GWYNETH PALTROW TO STAR IN THE WEST END THIS AUTUMN

4. CHEWBACCA MARTIN
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CHRIS MARTIN SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN WEIRD NAMES

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. I CAN'T STOP LOOKING INTO HIS EYES
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Jay Z and Ricky Gervais funking at Coldplay gig

7. A WHOLE NEW PILE OF POO
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FORTY THOUSAND COPIES OF JORDAN AND PETER CDS FOUND DUMPED

8. OUT-COLD PLOY
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IS CHRIS MARTIN A PILL HEAD?

9. SEX AND WRY
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CHRIS MARTIN WANTED TO BE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES

10. WHY WOOD YOU?
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RONNIE WOOD AGREES TO PLAY ON NEW STARSAILOR ALBUM

11. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
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JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

12. YOUNG, UNGIFTED AND LOADED
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THE SUNDAY TIMES YOUNG MUSICIANS RICH LIST GALLERY

13. KANYE BREAST
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TOO MUCH BREASTFEEDING MADE KANYE OBSESSED WITH BIG BOOBS

14. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
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GWYNETH PALTROW HAD POST-NATAL DEPRESSION

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. OFFICIAL: COLDPLAY SEND YOU TO SLEEP
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COLDPLAY BEAT SNOOZEPATROL TO BE THE MOST YAWN INDUCING BAND

17. BLYTHE SPIRIT
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GWYNETH PALTROW'S MARRIAGE IS FINE, SAYS HER MOTHER

18. WHAT'S THE STORY?
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OASIS ALBUMS VOTED TOP IN NEW POLL

19. GWYN PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE
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GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN MAY BE ADOPTING

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. WE ARE FEELING VERY SLEEPY...
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CHRIS MARTIN HIRES A HYPNOTIST TO HELP HIM COMPLETE ALBUM

22. JOY TO THE WORLD
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CHRIS MARTIN IS NOT AS POLITE AS HIS DAUGHTER

23. Out In The Cold(play)
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Gwyneth Paltrow keeps tight lipped about marriage

24. THE GOOD THE BAD THE V. UGLY
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Backstage stuff from the V Festival

25. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

26. Tapas? Bah!
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Gwyneth Paltrow is to co-host a Spanish cookery programme

27. SNOW DIN
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Snow Patrol unoriginal ideas

28. snow din
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snow din

29. BRIGHTONS COCK!
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BRIGHTONS COCK!

30. 600,000 people.
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For wasting all that hard drive on a Coldplay song when this is so much quality porn to be downloaded. and chris martin is a bit of a shit with a silly name child and weird looking wife.