1. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

3. WIN TICKETS TO LOOP FESTIVAL IN BRIGHTON
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TICKETS TO BRIGHTON FESTIVAL UP FOR GRABS

4. LILY'S BOOB BOOB
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LILY ALLEN DENIES PUBLICITY SEEKING WHEN SHE GOT HER NIPPLES OUT

5. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

6. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. BABES AND CONFUSED
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DELIGHTED AT BEING A FATHER

9. MINI RUBMAN
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VERN TROYER WINS COURT CASE OVER SEX TAPE

10. ABSTINENCE AND THE CITY
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MILEY CYRUS MISSES MOST OF THE POINT OF SEX AND THE CITY

11. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

12. PAINT IT BLACK RUSSIAN
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HAS RONNIE WOOD RUN OFF WITH AN 18-YEAR-OLD RUSSIAN?

13. ANTS IN HER PANTS AMY
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AMY LASHES OUT AT ANOTHER FAN FOR PINCHING HER BUM

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

16. HEY, SQUID BRAINS!
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KANYE WEST'S LESSON IN HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

17. I AM RIGID
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WILL SMITH WARNS HIS WIFE TO EXPECT LOTS OF SEX

18. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

19. I AM FOOTY LEGEND
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WILL SMITH BEGS BECKHAM TO HELP HIM PLAY 'SOCCER'

20. TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW
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LEICESTER SQUARE GETS READY FOR WILL SMITH

21. BEVERLY HILLS COCK
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MEL B WRITES SONG ABOUT EDDIE MURPHY

22. I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT
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DAILY MAIL COCKUP

23. O JUBBERS, WHERE ART THOU?
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DID GEORGE CLOONEY DUMP GIRLFRIEND OVER BOOB JOB?

24. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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STEVEN SEAGAL IS COCKPUNCHER

25. STILL ROTTON
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JOHN LYDON ACCUSED OF PUNCHING TV ASSISTANT

26. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
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GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

27. I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE BOWLING GREEN
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ALEX TURNER TO WORK WITH TONY CHRISTIE

28. LOHAN'S GAY PAYDAY
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US SHOWBIZ MAGAZINE OFFERS LINDSAY 1M DOLLARS TO 'COME OUT'

29. GOOD BYE AND GOOD LUCK
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GEORGE CLOONEY SPLITS WITH SARAH LARSON

30. BEYONCE DOING BOND?
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NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING A FLING WITH ROGER MOORE