1. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

2. DULL AND DULLER
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GUY RITCHIE QUIT DRUGS BECAUSE HE FOUND THEM DULL

3. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

4. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

5. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

6. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

7. SNITCH TO MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE AFTER 'FRIEND' WHO SUPPOSEDLY SPIKED AMY'S DRINK

8. BRAT TRAPPED
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PEACHES GELDOF'S SHOPPING LIST OF DRUGS?

9. AMY STILL-IN-THE HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE WINS IVOR NOVELLO DESPITE BEING LATE

10. AMY CHARGES DROPPED
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POLICE TO TAKE NO FURTHER ACTION OVER AMY WINEHOUSE DRUGS VIDEO

11. CAN'T STAND MEOW
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PETE DOHERTY ATTEMPTED TO KILL HIS CAT

12. CRYBABY SHAMBLES
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PROMOTOERS BEMOAN LOST EARNINGS OVER PETE DOHERTY IMPRISONMENT

13. HOUSTON, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
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BOBBY BROWN'S BOOK WILL BE A BESTSELLING BELTER

14. AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE
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STEVE-O FROM JACKASS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

15. LINDSAY NO JOB
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LINDSAY LOHAN LOSES MODELING CONTRACT

16. NOT ALRIGHT, STILL
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LILY ALLEN TURNS INTO A RECLUSE

17. CLAP INTO NORTH KOREA!
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ERIC CLAPTON FIRST WESTERN ROCKER TO PLAY IN NORTH KOREA

18. WHEN KERRY MET HOLY MOLY
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HOLY MOLY INTERVIEWS KERRY KATONA AT LAUNCH OF HER NEW TV SHOW

19. THIS ISN'T ENTERTAINMENT, TONIGHT
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HEATH LEDGER VIDEO COMES TO LIGHT

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. AMY CRACKHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE CAUGHT ON CAMERA SMOKING A CRACK PIPE

22. OOPS! I DIDN'T DO IT AT ALL
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HOAXERS FOOL THE MEDIA OVER BRITNEY SEX TAPE

23. SNORT TRUE
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PARIS HILTON'S PARENTS SNIFFED COCAINE OFF FLOOR?

24. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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50 CENT IS SURPRISED BY A CROATIAN TELEVISION CREW

25. THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW
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SIMON LE BON ON WINEHOUSE AND DOHERTY

26. NONE FOR THE ROAD
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PETE DOHERTY BANS ALCOHOL FROM TOUR BUS

27. I'M A CELEBRITY, GET IT ON WITH ME
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SOPHIE ANDERTON EXPOSED AS A PROSTITUTE

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

29. WINO OH NO!
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AMY WINEHOUSE GIVES UP BOOZE BEFORE PERFORMING

30. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?