1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. IN THE LINE OF IRE
(Holy News / News)

CLINT EASTWOOD AND SPIKE LEE HAVE A SPAT

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. THE 'CHANGELING' PREMIERE
(Holy News / News)

CANNES FILM FESTIVAL PICTURE GALLERY

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. KISSING COUSINS?
(Holy News / News)

MANY HIGH PROFILE US FIGURES ARE RELATED

8. THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
(Holy News / News)

SUZANNE SHAW ADMITS TO BEING THICK AND IGNORANT

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

JACK NICHOLSON CAMPAIGNS FOR HILLARY CLINTON

11. WONDERFALL
(Holy News / News)

BARACK OBAMA'S WIFE FAILS TO HELP HUSBAND'S CAMPAIGN

12. PARIS 4 ELISHA
(Holy News / News)

PARIS KISSES ACTRESS ELISHA CUTHBERT ON NIGHT OUT

13. 'V' FOR VEGAN
(Holy News / News)

NATALIE PORTMAN LAUNCHES VEGAN FOOTWEAR COLLECTION

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. PRESIDENT ERECT
(Holy News / News)

BILL CLINTON COMPLETES SPEECH DESPITE POWER CUT

16. SABOTAGE OPPORTUNITY AHOY!
(Holy News / News)

Hillary Clinton has appalling taste in music

17. Paris Sculpture: Shit
(Holy News / News)

New Paris Hilton sculpure unveiled warns of the perils of drink driving

18. clint eastwood
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

what the fuck happened to the baker after Iwo Jima you vague cunt? Finish the fucking story. Lazy bastard.

19. Sly News afternoon presenter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Puts an "A" at the end of every fucking word. Gordona Browna isa meeting Hillarya Clintona anda John McCaina in Washingtona. Learna to talka properlya youa blonda fuckwita.

20. USA Who wants to be a Millionaire
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...use in the Tom and Jerry Cartoons? Contestant gets it right. Q2. What is the name of former President Clintons wife? ditto Q3.... and so on and so on... all the questions are about the USA. So...

21. Vauxhall Corsa ads
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...N!!!' every fucking 5 seconds tell us about the car? And now you can buy soft toy versions of them in Clinton Cards, for God's sake. GAH....

22. Chelsea Clinton
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

She is now officially hot. Who the fuck could have predicted that?

23. Hilary Clinton
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Forgave Bill. Has 20 times his intellect. Would actually make the US appear sensible to the world should she become President. And I would and she would have no qualms about doing so because Bill has

24. The Pork Pie Appreciation Society
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...For £500 And £10000 Respectively. Sir Edmund Hiliary,First Man On Everest. Dies At 88 Years. Hiliary Clinton Makes A Comeback. Asda Will Fine People For Using Disabled Parking Spaces. Parking F...

25. It is impossible to look at Bill Clinton and not t...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

It is impossible to look at Bill Clinton and not think of 'that' cigar.

26. Despite the name, there have never been any amusin...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Despite the name, there have never been any amusing cards in the 'amusing' section of Clintons.

27. the main thing proven by the Clinton/Obama debate ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

the main thing proven by the Clinton/Obama debate is that even in a racist, right wing mental institution like the USA, a black man is still more easily accepted than a woman