1. WORKING 9 TO 9.05
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JENNIFER LOPEZ DESERVED PREGNANCY BREAK, SHE CLAIMS

2. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

3. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

5. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER
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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WISHES SHE HAD WALKED AROUND NAKED AGED 12

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. DIDDY: I AM KING OF SEX!
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P DIDDY SAYS HE WOULD WIN THE OLYMPICS OF SEX

10. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

11. PUBLICITY, INK
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON DON'T HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS

12. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

13. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

14. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

15. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

16. SHORT TEMPERED
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VERNE TROYER SUES HIS EX-PARTNER FOR BATTERY

17. PARTNERS IN CRIME
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LA POLICE CHIEF CLAIMS CRIME IS DOWN THANKS TO LINDSAY, PARIS AND BRITNEY

18. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

19. STORYTELLING
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MADONNA WILL NOT RENEW HER MARRIAGE VOWS

20. PITT AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES
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BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE MAY HAVE HAD IVF TREATMENT

21. CRANK UP THE PR MACHINE
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PEACHES GELDOF CLAIMS TO LIKE THE PURE THINGS IN LIFE

22. LAZY BEANS
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COURTNEY LOVE'S DAUGHTER NOT WORKING HARD AT SUMMER JOB

23. RE-VERSION
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MARK RONSON RETRACTS JOSS STONE STORY

24. URINAL-OT OF TROUBLE
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EMINEM SUED FOR PUNCHING URINATING MAN

25. SUPER DUPER PRODUCER LOVE
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MARK RONSON CLAIMS HE TURNED DOWN JOSS STONE FOR SEX

26. GUY BITCHY
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MADONNA'S BROTHER CLAIMS GUY RITCHIE DISLIKES GAYS

27. PAINT IT BLACK RUSSIAN
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HAS RONNIE WOOD RUN OFF WITH AN 18-YEAR-OLD RUSSIAN?

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. PRE PUBIC ENEMY
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FLAVOR FLAV CLAIMS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY AGE SIX

30. FULL OF CRAP
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GERI HALLIWELL ADMITS SHE TALKS POO (AND WEE)