1. HEART OF STONE
(Holy News / News)

DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

4. VEGAS DAY THREE
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

5. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. NEWSMOUND
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8. Y OH Y
(Holy News / News)

NAME EXPERT REVEALS SECRET BEHIND AGYNESS DEYN'S SUCCESS

9. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

10. INSTANT KARMA
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CHINESE CINEMAS TO BOYCOTT SHARON STONE MOVIES

11. HEART OF STONE
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE DESCRIBES CHINESE EARTHQUAKE AS 'KARMA'

12. PEPPER PLOT
(Holy News / News)

DR PEPPER MAKE AXL ROSE AN ENTICING OFFER

13. JESSICA SIMPSON IS 'HURTING' FAT PEOPLE
(Holy News / News)

WINNER OF THE MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY

14. KERRY NICOLE SMITH
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA STILL LOOKED A FLAKY MESS ON TELEVISION

15. GOODY NEW YEAR
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JADE GIVES UP BOOZE AND UNHEALTHY FOOD FOR THE NEW YEAR

16. MODERN TOSS INTERVIEW
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MODERN TOSS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

17. MEN IN THE BACK
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CRUISE WATCHES WILL SMITH ON ALL FOURS

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. SIMPLY THE GEST
(Holy News / News)

DAVID GEST TO STAR IN HIS OWN MUSICAL

20. DON'T TAKE THE PEE!
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY ASKS FOR RANDOM DRUGS TESTING TO BE SUSPENDED

21. PLOT WORTH IT
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PLAN TO KIDNAP BONO'S DAUGHTER ABANDONED

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. Super Hands
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Chinese man has surgery on the world's biggest hand

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. "I don't mind."
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Do you want an Indian or Chinese takeaway?" "I don't mind." "Shall we see Anal Sluts 2 or The Fox and the Child?" "I don't mind." "Do you want me to hit you over the head with an axe or a

26. British media
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

70,000 chinese kids abducted every year - silence. 1 Maddy mccann disappears - infoquake.

27. chineese takeaways
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Now I’ve got nothing against the Chinese....but there not exactly the tallest of people now are they? Why o why then are all the delivery counters so frikkin high in these places? IÃ

28. Chinese government
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For suggesting the Dalai Lama is inciting violence. A government renowned for it's appalling human rights abuses accusing possibly the gentlest most decent person on the planet is pretty rich. Total f

29. Chinese Toy Manufacturers
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Takes longer to open a fucking Bratz doll than it does to make one. Is this some kind of mind control? Set every western parent into a frenzied rage every time little Petronella gets one for a birthda

30. Debt 'consolidation' ads
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...island of debt, the crew of the Ocean Finance yacht brutally buttfuck him, steal his organs to sell on the Chinese black market and then throw him overboard. ...