1. WHO'S GONNA DRIVE YOU HOME TONIGHT?
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY LAUNCHES NEW LIMO SERVICE FOR DRUNKEN CELEBS

2. QUEUE-Y LEWIS, AND THE BLUES
(Holy News / News)

LEWIS HAMILTON’S RUN OF BAD LUCK CONTINUES

3. BROKE GIRLS
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS BLOWN HER $7M FORTUNE

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

5. Victoria Beckham: Driving Miss Crazy
(Holy News / News)

Posh passes the written part of her driving test in LA

6. HUFF ACTUALLY
(Holy News / News)

HUFF ACTUALLY

7. Wikipedia
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...king me unintentionally laugh at the thought when I searched for 'Henri Paul': "This article is about the chauffeur involved in the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. For the actor who played Benny...