1. FAECES NIGHTCLUB
(Holy News / News)

'CELEBS' AT FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

2. SEEYA!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 8

3. VIOLATOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

4. RESPECT MY KNICKERS!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 3

5. BB DAY 2
(Holy News / Big Brother)

DAY TWO IT'S DÉJÅ VU!

6. WHO IS MAKING AN ARSE OF HERSELF (AGAIN)?
(Holy News / News)

Z-LIST CELEBRITY GETS HER ARSE OUT

7. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

8. THE BORE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
(Holy News / News)

EWAN MCGREGOR IS FED UP WITH THE UK

9. EVERYTHING IS PRETTY FAR FROM OK
(Holy News / News)

OK host a party which fills up with people you wouldn't piss on if they were on fire

10. Newsmound
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. Big Brother 8 – In A Nutshell
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Highlights of Big Brother 8

12. Day 72: 10th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Carole wants the boys to herself

13. Day 67: 5th August
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Kara-Louise is stripey

14. Day 64: 2nd August
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Liam mates with Amy in the BB Half-way House

15. Day 63: 1st August
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David makes enemies after one day in the Big Brother house

16. Day 61: 30th July
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Predictably, Chanelle threatens to leave BB

17. Day 60: 29th July
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Ziggy has a teeny weeny

18. Day 59: 28th July
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Charley leaves the Big Brother house to boos

19. Day 58: 27th July
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Charley and Brian have an argument

20. Day 57: 26th July
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Chanelle is now the mental

21. Day 56: 25th July
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Crusty old Tracey has been nominated

22. Day 55: 24th July
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Ziggy isn't as good-looking as Liam.

23. Day 54: 23rd July
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Ziggy hasn't left. The twat.

24. Day 53: 22nd July
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Chanelle misses watching Big Brother on the telly

25. Day 52: July 21st
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Miserable Nicky is evicted

26. Day 51: July 20th
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Tracey sides with Charley. Idiot.

27. Day 50: July 19th
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Nicky still fails to crack a smile

28. Day 49: July 18th
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Charley tells Brian he needs anger management classes

29. Day 48: July 17th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Housemates are too scared to nominate Charley.

30. Day 47: July 16th
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Gerry keeps the house amused.