1. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

2. CAN'T SEE THE WOOD FOR THE PLEAS
(Holy News)

RONNIE WOOD PAYS OUT HALF A MILLION POUNDS TO FORMER EMPLOYEE

3. AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER FAINTING

4. BAG TO RIGHTS
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NAOMI CAMPBELL CHARGED OVER AIRPORT INCIDENT

5. TWEED'S DEED
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JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

6. MILLS AND LOON
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NEW HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS IN C4 DOCUMENTARY

7. AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE
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STEVE-O FROM JACKASS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. IN THE NAME OF LUVVY
(Holy News / News)

U2 AND THEIR PRODUCERS ARE BACK IN THE RECORDING STUDIO

10. BLUE BOY VS BOYS IN BLUE
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LEE RYAN CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

11. GWYN PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE
(Holy News / News)

GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN MAY BE ADOPTING

12. THE SPYING LAME
(Holy News / News)

'BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT' JUDGING IS SECRETLY BUGGED

13. LOOKS WHO'S STALKING NOW
(Holy News / News)

UMA THURMAN'S ALLEGED STALKER WINS LEGAL VICTORY

14. THE WOOD FOR THE TWEED?
(Holy News / News)

JADE GOODY'S PARTNER IN COURT FOR GOLF CLUB ATTACK

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. The Lohan Circus Comes To Town
(Holy News / News)

Dina Lohan's boyfriend fights back at accusations

18. Forget P Diddy, here's R Kiddy-Fiddly
(Holy News / News)

R Kelly due to face trial for child pornography charges

19. No, we can't take it Barrymore!
(Holy News / News)

Michael Barrymore to enter 'I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here'?

20. These Words (are bullshit)
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Natasha Bedingfield adds her two cents to the Lindsay Lohan saga

21. LiLo - Busted Again
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Lindsay Lohan: fresh arrest for DUI and found with a controlled substance

22. ITV Handcuffs Coleen
(Holy News / News)

WAG Coleen McLoughlin is signed up by ITV on a two-year presenter contract

23. James Blunt Not Charged Over Foot Incident
(Holy News / News)

James Blunt will not face charges over allegations that he ran over a fan's foot at a party this yea

24. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

The contestants for the new series of The Apprentice have been announced

25. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

contestants named in BBC's The Apprentice

26. Bar staff who expect a tip
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You've just served me a pint with an inch thick head, charged me £3.50 for it, and then shoved my change towards me on a silver platter while giving me a dirty look. Seriously... what do you expect?

27. British Rail
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...tion due to 'over-running engineering works'... When I asked the bod at the ticket office why I was being charged full fare for a Saturday service he basically insinuated that it was 'because they co...

28. Carbon Offsetting
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So, let me get this right. I get charged shedloads for my gas, electricity, petrol and air fares then I am expected to contribute more money for doing this ? What do you think I am - some kind o

29. Cockneys
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...at London is a great place to live you bunch of over populated, immigrant infested, barrow boy, congestion charged, waterless CUNTS....

30. GMTV Competitions
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...t... A) Madrid B) Grapefruit C) A yellow crayon Note: Phonecalls cost £5 per millisecond, texts charged at £10 per character. You patronising, think-we''re-fucking-stupid, CUNTS!!...