1. MAID FOR TV
(Holy News / News)

'MAID IN MANHATTAN' TO BE A TV SERIES

2. NICKELCACK
(Holy News / News)

SOMEONE GAVE NICKELBACK THREE SONGWRITING AWARDS

3. THROW AWAY THE KEY!
(Holy News / News)

NICKELBACK SINGER CONVICTED OF WRITING WORST SONG EVER

4. COCK STAR
(Holy News / News)

NICKELBACK LEAD SINGER CAN PUT MANHOOD IN HIS MOUTH

5. Brangelina want the full spectrum family
(Holy News / News)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly looking to adopt another child

6. Bob Geldof: Masturb-8
(Holy News / News)

Bob Geldof's charity website hijacked by a porn website trying to make a fast buck

7. Bob Geldof: Masturb-8
(Holy News / News)

Bob Geldof website hijacked by porn site

8. Chad Kroeger
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You'll NEVER be a rock star - you'll forever be an ugly fucker with a crap beard and hairstyle.

9. Chad Krohger (Nickleback lead singer)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You might want 15 cars Chad, but you can't drive a single one of them can you? You drink-driving-cunt!

10. Chad Kroeger
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

In the 'who would be the first person you kill if murdering was legal?' poll, Chad always comes out on top. Good work Chad.

11. Schadenfreude is the purest and most noble emotion...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Schadenfreude is the purest and most noble emotion of which men are capable.

12. The majority of people who read the Schadenfreude ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The majority of people who read the Schadenfreude rule googled it. 'Just to be sure'

13. The rest of the people reading the schadenfreude r...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The rest of the people reading the schadenfreude rule used wikipedia instead.