1. GO BACK TO JAIL
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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

2. NOT A GOODY SMELL
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JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

3. MODEL BEHAVIOUR
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CINDY CRAWFORD REGRETS HER DULL PAST

4. BANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
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BRITNEY SPEARS HAS PHONE SEX WITH EX-HUSBAND

5. AMY WINEHOUSE BAILED
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AMY WINEHOUSE IS OUT OF CUSTODY AFTER DRUGS ARREST

6. TAINTED REVIEW
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MARILYN MANSON'S GIRLFRIEND SAMPLES HIS ABSINTHE

7. NO LOVE
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LEE RYAN ACCUSED OF PUNCHING TAXI DRIVER IN THE HEAD

8. TWEED'S DEED
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JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

9. MUM'S THE WEIRD
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DINAH LOHAN NAMED ONE OF THE 'MOTHERS OF THE YEAR'

10. JOHNNY GO HOME
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JOHNNY VEGAS REPORTEDLY GROPES FAN DURING COMEDY SET

11. THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
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WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER ATTEMPTS SUICIDE

12. BASKET CASE
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DENNIS RODMAN ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE

13. LINDIZZLE LOHIZZLE
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LOHAN'S NEW ALBUM HAS TIMBALAND AND SNOOP ON IT

14. A SONG FOR PARIS
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BENJI MADDEN WRITES A LOAD OF BALLADS FOR HILTON

15. MY QUOTEY WOTE
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RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

16. LOWE GO
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PEARL LOWE OK WITH DAUGHTER DATING MARK RONSON

17. ALL WE ARE PAYING...
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FAMOUS JOHN LENNON LYRIC SHEET UP FOR SALE

18. MY WEENEY WINK
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RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

19. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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THE TRIAL OF UMA THURMAN'S STALKER BEGINS IN USA

22. GWYNY P DEFENDS JAY-Z
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MICROBIOTIC HELLRAISER'S 'BEEF' OVER JAY-Z'S GLASTO CRITICISM

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. EU MUST BE JOKING
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EDDIE IZZARD CONSIDERS A CAREER IN POLITICS

25. GUESS THE TATTOO
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WHICH CELEBRITY IS THIS TATTOO SUPPOSED TO BE OF?

26. HM INTERROGATES
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SADIE FROST

27. 'I WANT IT' TO STOP AND GO AWAY
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CHANELLE HAYES PERFORMS SINGLE AT SHOPPING CENTRE

28. CROP GUN
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TOM CRUISE WAS THE ORIGINAL CHOICE FOR 'EDWARD SCISSORHANDS'

29. OBLIGATORY SEX TAPE CLIP
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ANYONE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

30. WITHOUT A CLUE-DO
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EVA LONGORIA HAS A CLOSE FRIENDSHIP WITH THE BECKHAMS