1. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

2. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. DON'T LET HER OUT!
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CHANTELLE AND CO WHORE THEMSELVES OUT AT EMBASSY NIGHTCLUB

5. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

6. KANYE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
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KANYE WEST ESCAPES CHARGES OVER PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

7. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

8. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

9. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

10. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

11. THE MASTURBATION OLYMPICS
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GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY TALKS RELIGION AND THE OLYMPICS

12. AMY HAUNTED HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RECOVERING IN 'HELL HOLE'

13. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

14. PASS THE TISSUES
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RHYS IFANS AND KIMBERLY STEWART SPLIT

15. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

16. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

17. BALL-GAME
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ALEX RODRIGUEZ AND MADONNA RUMOURS CONTINUE

18. SPONSORED POST: SUPER MARIO!
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PADDY POWER GIVE HOLY MOLY THE LOWDOWN ON MARIO

19. THE AWARD FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS GOES TO...
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DOCTORS SAY AMY WINEHOUSE MUST QUIT DRUGS OR DIE

20. WAR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 11

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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COREY HAIM TALKS ABOUT DATING VICTORIA BECKHAM

22. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

23. PEE-T DOHERTY
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DOHERTY IN PISS-ADDING PRANK AT STADIUM

24. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

25. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

26. THREE COPIES OF 'STRAYS' TO GIVE AWAY
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'STRAYS' DVDS TO GIVE AWAY

27. ONE FLEW INTO THE CUCKOO'S NEST
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KATIE HOLMES SENT TO INTENSIVE SCIENTOLOGY TRAINING

28. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

29. BABYONCE
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DID JAY-Z AND BEYONCE HAVE A SHOTGUN WEDDING?

30. PETE BURNS SEX TAPE
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PETE BURNS LEAKS HIS OWN SEX TAPE