1. LIN-GAGED
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON SOON TO TIE THE KNOT

2. LILY'S BOOB BOOB
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN DENIES PUBLICITY SEEKING WHEN SHE GOT HER NIPPLES OUT

3. INSTANT KARMA
(Holy News / News)

CHINESE CINEMAS TO BOYCOTT SHARON STONE MOVIES

4. HEART OF STONE
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE DESCRIBES CHINESE EARTHQUAKE AS 'KARMA'

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. CANNES YOU KINK IT?
(Holy News / News)

DID MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TAKE A SEX SWING ON HOLIDAY?

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. THE 'CHANGELING' PREMIERE
(Holy News / News)

CANNES FILM FESTIVAL PICTURE GALLERY

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. LILY'S LITTLEST THINGS AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN TOLD OFF BY FLAVIO BRIATORE

11. I PORKED THE LAW?
(Holy News / News)

JUDE LAW SPOTTED KISSING KIMBERLEY STEWART

12. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
(Holy News / News)

GWYNETH PALTROW AT 'TWO LOVERS' PREMIERE IN CANNES

13. TALKING POLLUX
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

14. INDIANA JONES AT CANNES
(Holy News / News)

INDIANA JONES PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

15. POINT BREAK 2
(Holy News / News)

SWAYZE TO DO LONG AWAITED SEQUEL?

16. MISCHA PARIS
(Holy News / News)

MISCHA BARTON FLEES TO FRANCE TO AVOID PAPARAZZI

17. OBLIGATORY PICTURE GALLERY
(Holy News / News)

STARS AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL

18. LOQUACIOUS 'D'
(Holy News / News)

JACK BLACK CONFIRMS ANGELINA JOLIE IS HAVING TWINS

19. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

21. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

22. Deluded Damon
(Holy News / News)

Matt Damon wants to be the world's sexiest man

23. Kid Rock: Hangs out with Milksop, Runs from Ex
(Holy News / News)

Kid Rock and James Blunt pal up, but Rock runs when Pamela Anderson shows up

24. Lily in Cannes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...robably never going to be in a film, but still she dragged her tiny-titted lard balloon of a body over to Cannes to make a show of herself... Now, don't get me wrong, there are plenty of major fuckup...