1. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. MILLER'S MERKIN
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SIENNA MILLER'S PUBES DIGITALLY ENHANCED FOR NEW FILM

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. PRE PUBIC ENEMY
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FLAVOR FLAV CLAIMS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY AGE SIX

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. SCHOOLGIRL ERROR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL'S AGENT GIVES BAD EXCUSES FOR 'DRUNKENESS'

8. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. THIS BOOT WAS MADE FOR TALKING
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JESSICA SIMPSON CREDITS TONY ROMO WITH CAREER REVIVAL

11. 'P' IS FOR 'PRETENTIOUS'
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ASHTON KUTCHER URINATES OUTSIDE EVERY MORNING

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

14. INDIA STRAITS
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LINDSAY LOHAN FALLS OUT WITH HER FATHER AGAIN

15. CRUISE MEETS VILLAGE PEOPLE?
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TOM CRUISE ANECDOTE CUT FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE MEMOIR

16. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

17. KISSING COUSINS?
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MANY HIGH PROFILE US FIGURES ARE RELATED

18. BIG EAR BOTHERER
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CHANELLE PLANS TO RELEASE FUNKY HOUSE SINGLE

19. SLACK EYED PEAS
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FERGIE MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP

20. FROM ZERO TO HERO
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NME AWARDS RESULTS

21. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

22. STROP GERE
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SYLVESTER STALLONE AND RICHARD GERE AT LOGGERHEADS

23. WILLY ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN'S BROTHER TOLD TO TRIM PUBIC HAIR

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. YOU KNOW SHE'S NO GOOD (OR IS SHE?)
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AMY WINEHOUSE NOMINATED AS VILLAIN OF THE YEAR

26. HEY BABY
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GWEN STEFANI PREGNANT WITH SECOND CHILD

27. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS HANGS OUT WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIST DAVID ICKE

28. THERE GOES THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
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COURTNEY LOVE EYES LONDON MANSIONS

29. DAY 14: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
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ANNA BOOTED OUT

30. DAY 13: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
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GOODBYE RODDERS