1. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
(Holy News / News)

EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE SOUNDS
(Holy News / News)

BRYAN MCFADDEN DISLIKES THE COLOUR PINK

3. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
(Holy News / News)

MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

4. ETERNAL SHAME
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO STAR IN NEW REALITY SHOW

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

BRYAN ADAMS DOES REGGAE CHRISTMAS

6. CATWALK OF SHAME
(Holy News / News)

VICTORIA BECKHAM'S SOLO SPOT IN SPICE GIRLS CONCERT

7. POOR KERRY
(Holy News / News)

BRIAN MCFADDEN GETS ENGAGED TO DELTA GOODREM

8. THE BRIDE WORE... A MASSIVE SMILE
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA UPSET OVER MISSING WEDDING

9. HAMAS ALL, FOLKS!
(Holy News / News)

REJOICING IN MIDDLE EAST AS BRYAN ADAMS CANCELS CONCERT

10. C'S ON BOAST
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE C SAYS SHE'S THE BEST SINGER IN THE SPICE GIRLS

11. CARCRASH VERSUS CARCASS
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON CRITICISES STING FOR RE-FORMING THE POLICE

12. KERRY CAUGHT OUT
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THAT BREAK-IN

13. HOW MUCH DO ICELAND AND OK MAGAZINE PAY EXACTLY?!
(Holy News / News)

Kerry Katona takes delivery of two cars worth a fortune in two days

14. The Crappy, Crappy Sound of Radio One
(Holy News / News)

Full tracklisting for the 40 years of Radio One album revealed

15. Bryan Ferry's Nazi gaff is not his first
(Holy News / News)

Bryan Ferry turns out to have made appreciative remarks about the Nazis before the most recent incid

16. KERRY DELTA BAD 'UN
(Holy News / News)

KERRY DELTA BAD 'UN

17. Bloke moaning about Bryan McFadden
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

It's 'parka', you cunt.

18. Brian/Bryan McFadden
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Saw him on the telly this morning, and I'd forgotten what a loathsome, smug as fuck, pig-faced, ghastly nugget of excrement he is. I know he'll have been listed here before, but surely at least the

19. Bryan McFadden
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

One minute they cunt is dressed in the same black suit as 5 other cunts. With his bastard hair cut, clenching his fist while he mimes to a forgettable song that some other cunt wrote. Then suddenly

20. Bryan McFadden hater
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

People are cunts regardless of nationality or faith or race. So there is no need to refer to cunts as Irish, English, Scotish or whatever. A cunt is a cunt. So there - non Irish cunt!

21. Eurovision
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...puke again? For fucks sake, that cunt from Blue is doing it now! Could this be any worse? He sounds like Bryan Adams humping his mother. I suppose I could just change the channel but there is probab...

22. Russian Politics
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Closest we get to protest here is Bryan Ferry's son with a bag of flour. In Russia, someone flies a remote controled plastic cock into the room. Would love to see Gordon's face if that happened during

23. Had Isla St Clair married Barry White, divorced hi...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Had Isla St Clair married Barry White, divorced him and married Bryan Ferry...she'd have been Isla White Ferry.

24. Everytime Bryan Ferry is on TV it is impossible fo...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Everytime Bryan Ferry is on TV it is impossible for his interviewer not to mention that he is the 'smoothest man in music'.