1. THE COHEN BOTHERS
(Holy News / News)

SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

2. BRUNO INDAHOUSE
(Holy News / News)

SASHA BARON COHEN AT WORK ON NEW FILM

3. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

4. BROWN BUTTS IN
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE BROWN HEADBUTTS DANCE PARTNER - ACCIDENTALLY

5. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

6. MOBO Awards
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Sinitta and Frank Bruno presenting the award for Best International Female to an absent Rhianna who can only leave a voice message and not a video message. Just dire.

7. Frank Bruno
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Tabloid platitudes aside, how many other current or former boxing champions have a sense of humour that good?

8. Jesus
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

because he fucked off eventually, unlike frank bruno.